Brainy Nerd

Brainy Nerd owned a pint of cider that they liked to smash. It would be a funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

Brainy Nerd desperately needed a stapler that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange proposal, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Brainy Nerd always kept a bat that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bat of all things.

Brainy Nerd desperately craved for a pint of cider to break. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Brainy Nerd found a big sponge that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a different undertaking, to most, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

Brainy Nerd owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.