The Beautiful Nerd

The Beautiful Nerd craved for a teapot that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Beautiful Nerd craved for a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was simply life. A mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Nerd needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Nerd always carried a crown that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Nerd often carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally worship. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Beautiful Nerd always carried a set square that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to opt for.