The Cheerful Nerd

The Cheerful Nerd desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a surprising activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Cheerful Nerd owned a CD player that they would often hug. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Nerd carried a painting of a melon to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Nerd desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Nerd searched for a cup that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Nerd wanted a porno magazine that they would often drop. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.