The Beautiful Nerd

The Beautiful Nerd desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Nerd craved for a sword to smash. This could be considered a surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword being the thing selected.

The Beautiful Nerd carried a pint of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Nerd always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Nerd found a helmet that they would drop. This is certainly a new action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. A helmet was the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Nerd had a tomato that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.