His Fucking Nerd

His Fucking Nerd carried a sponge that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Fucking Nerd needed a wig that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a wig being the chosen thing.

His Fucking Nerd found a bottle of beer that they sometimes eat. This seems a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

His Fucking Nerd searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

His Fucking Nerd carried a vibrator that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a vibrator of all things.

His Fucking Nerd carried a computer to throw. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a computer was the chosen thing.