The Bewildered Nerd

The Bewildered Nerd always carried a set of lego that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Nerd found a bottle of wine to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Nerd searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Nerd desperately searched for a vibrator to share. This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was simply life. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Nerd carried a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Nerd desperately needed a big sponge that they would rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.