Little Nerd

Little Nerd owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a funny idea, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

Little Nerd desperately wanted a teapot that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. A teapot being the item opted for.

Little Nerd searched for a ball to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was selected.

Little Nerd searched for a bottle of coke that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

Little Nerd had a cup that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly original activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

Little Nerd always had with them a stapler that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.