His Beautiful Nerd

His Beautiful Nerd desperately craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Beautiful Nerd craved for a dildo that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be exciting. A dildo would be the item that was opted for.

His Beautiful Nerd always kept a ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was stunning. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was selected.

His Beautiful Nerd had a toilet brush to share. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

His Beautiful Nerd had a stretchman to throw. One might say this is a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

His Beautiful Nerd found a ball that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.