The Red Nerd

The Red Nerd desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Nerd always kept a cucumber that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Red Nerd carried a bag of poop that they would experiment on. It would be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was amazing. A bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Red Nerd desperately desired a mug that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a mug was the item that was selected.

The Red Nerd often carried a magic 8 ball to hug. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Red Nerd searched for a porno magazine that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was spectacular. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.