Her Angry Nerd

Her Angry Nerd searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Her Angry Nerd wanted a set of lego that they sometimes cuddle. It is a surprising action, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a set of lego being the item opted for.

Her Angry Nerd often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

Her Angry Nerd always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally hug. It would be a funny action, to most, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Angry Nerd often carried a bat that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Angry Nerd looked for a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.