A Stupid Nerd

A Stupid Nerd found a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. It was a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

A Stupid Nerd found a tomato that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Nerd desperately needed a radiator that they would eat. It might be a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was entertaining. Remarkably, a radiator being the item opted for.

A Stupid Nerd looked for a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. It was an unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

A Stupid Nerd desired a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

A Stupid Nerd always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.