The Funny Nerd

The Funny Nerd desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes smash. It might be a bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Nerd always kept a pencil sharpener that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be exciting. A pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Funny Nerd desperately wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Funny Nerd desperately searched for a can of coke that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Nerd always had with them a stretchman that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Funny Nerd desperately wanted a stretchman that they liked to smash. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.