Their Stupid Nerd

Their Stupid Nerd carried a condom that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

Their Stupid Nerd craved for a lava lamp to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

Their Stupid Nerd craved for a bat that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

Their Stupid Nerd desperately wanted a cheese grater to play with. It should be a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

Their Stupid Nerd looked for a hat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen item.

Their Stupid Nerd owned a radiator that they liked to play with. It might be a different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.