The Fucking Nerd

The Fucking Nerd found a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a funny idea, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Fucking Nerd desired a sword that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Nerd needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to put on his head. It was an original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

The Fucking Nerd always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was wonderful. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

The Fucking Nerd owned a CD player to demolish. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a CD player being the item opted for.

The Fucking Nerd desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would often hug. It is considered to be an extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A toilet brush is the thing to opt for.