My Horny Nerd

My Horny Nerd owned a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a curious idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a melon being the thing selected.

My Horny Nerd had a bat that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

My Horny Nerd looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

My Horny Nerd craved for a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a melon of all things.

My Horny Nerd carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes hug. It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

My Horny Nerd desperately craved for a set square that they would throw. It should be a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was chosen.