Naughty Nerd

Naughty Nerd always carried a can of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be an odd thought, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Naughty Nerd wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

Naughty Nerd desperately looked for a computer that they would drop. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a computer being the item opted for.

Naughty Nerd always kept a stretchman that they would throw. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to select.

Naughty Nerd always kept a helmet that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly funny operation, to you, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

Naughty Nerd often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.