Her Retarded Nerd

Her Retarded Nerd always carried a condom that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the chosen item.

Her Retarded Nerd always kept a magic 8 ball to throw. It should have been a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Nerd found a stretchman that they sometimes throw. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Nerd owned a bottle of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Her Retarded Nerd owned a cup that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly different suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

Her Retarded Nerd searched for a wig that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was stunning. A wig is the thing that was chosen.