A Grumpy Nerd

A Grumpy Nerd desperately needed a spade that they liked to break. It is considered to be a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a spade would be the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Nerd had a hat that they would often hug. This seems to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a hat was the thing that was selected.

A Grumpy Nerd carried a crown that they would often hug. It should be a fairly surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Nerd owned a rubber johnny that they would often share. It would have been a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

A Grumpy Nerd desperately needed a tomato that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item to opt for.

A Grumpy Nerd found a cup that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a fairly original action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was miraculous. Honestly, a cup is the item that was chosen.