Different Newt

Different Newt looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

Different Newt desperately searched for a bat that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

Different Newt found a rubber chicken to worship. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

Different Newt desperately desired a ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be sublime. Strangely, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Different Newt desperately craved for a bottle of beer to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Different Newt desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.