Their Lovely Newt

Their Lovely Newt needed a radiator that they liked to play with. It is an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.

Their Lovely Newt wanted a hat that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

Their Lovely Newt carried a can of coke that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. A can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Lovely Newt often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Lovely Newt always had with them a Harry Potter wand to smash. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it was sublime. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

Their Lovely Newt desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.