A Retarded Newt

A Retarded Newt always carried a wig that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. A wig was the chosen item.

A Retarded Newt needed a can of Tango that they liked to demolish. It might be a different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Retarded Newt desperately desired a ball that they liked to hug. It should be a surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Newt found a computer that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be awesome. A computer being the thing selected.

A Retarded Newt always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes throw. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

A Retarded Newt desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.