The Lovely Newt

The Lovely Newt desperately looked for a bat that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Newt needed a pencil sharpener that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

The Lovely Newt desperately needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Newt owned a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Newt, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

The Lovely Newt wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Newt desired a CD player that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to choose.