The Angry Newt

The Angry Newt needed a lava lamp that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. A lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

The Angry Newt desired a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Angry Newt craved for a tomato that they would often drop. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. A tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Newt wanted a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Angry Newt always carried a sword that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a sword of all things.

The Angry Newt desperately desired a bat that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.