The Stupid Newt

The Stupid Newt owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Newt desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. A bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Newt always kept a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Newt desired a radiator that they would sometimes worship. It is a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A radiator is the thing to select.

The Stupid Newt desperately searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be an odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Newt always kept a sword that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was selected.