The Yellow Newt

The Yellow Newt had a spade that they would often drop. It might be a surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Newt craved for a wig that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Newt craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. It might have been a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Yellow Newt looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Newt always carried a painting of a melon to share. It would be an exciting thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Newt searched for a computer that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a computer is the item to opt for.