Her Confused Newt

Her Confused Newt desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Her Confused Newt owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

Her Confused Newt desperately searched for a crown that they liked to throw. It should have been an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item chosen.

Her Confused Newt desperately desired a set square to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to opt for.

Her Confused Newt always kept a condom that they would break. It might be a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. A condom is the item to select.

Her Confused Newt often carried a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was fun. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to select.