The Bewildered Newt

The Bewildered Newt found a bottle of beer that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be simply life. A bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Newt looked for a toilet brush to rub on his belly. It would have been a new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Newt found a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a melon is the item to choose.

The Bewildered Newt desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to choose.

The Bewildered Newt desperately looked for a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered an astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Newt desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.