A Depressed Newt

A Depressed Newt desperately craved for a set of lego that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Newt often carried a hat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. A hat being the chosen item.

A Depressed Newt desperately wanted a spade that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Newt desperately searched for a set of lego that they would play with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Newt desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

A Depressed Newt always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often drop. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.