Her Jolly Newt

Her Jolly Newt desperately searched for a CD player that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was simply life. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

Her Jolly Newt wanted a sword that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was chosen.

Her Jolly Newt desperately wanted a CD player to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the chosen thing.

Her Jolly Newt needed a crown that they would often cuddle. It would be a fairly original operation, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to choose.

Her Jolly Newt found a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

Her Jolly Newt desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often put on his head. It was a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine having that done to it