The Confused Newt

The Confused Newt carried a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a different activity, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Confused Newt searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes sit and look at. It is a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Newt wanted a stretchman to cuddle. This could be considered an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Newt needed a block of cheese that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Confused Newt desperately searched for a rubber johnny to drop. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Confused Newt always had with them a stretchman to put on his head. It was a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman was the chosen item.