His Funny Newt

His Funny Newt desperately desired a sponge that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a sponge of all things.

His Funny Newt desired a sponge that they would occasionally share. It might have been a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered it was spectacular. A sponge was the item that was chosen.

His Funny Newt desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper to embrace. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

His Funny Newt craved for a dildo that they would often annihilate This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

His Funny Newt desired a computer that they sometimes cuddle. It should be a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the chosen thing.

His Funny Newt found a pencil sharpener to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.