Boring Newt

Boring Newt looked for a radiator to smash. It would be a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

Boring Newt carried a pen that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

Boring Newt searched for a pen that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A pen would be the item that was selected.

Boring Newt always carried a dildo that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Boring Newt looked for a tomato that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato of all things.

Boring Newt desperately looked for a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is sublime. A stapler was the chosen thing.