Her Exceptional Newt

Her Exceptional Newt had a bag of flour that they liked to sleep with. It is a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

Her Exceptional Newt desperately looked for a pen that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the chosen thing.

Her Exceptional Newt found a block of cheese that they would occasionally break. This seems to be an unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

Her Exceptional Newt looked for a condom that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a new idea, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

Her Exceptional Newt desperately desired a cucumber that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was spectacular. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing to select.

Her Exceptional Newt carried a mug that they would put in the bath with him. It is a fairly weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a mug being the chosen thing.