My Adventurous Newt

My Adventurous Newt looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

My Adventurous Newt always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

My Adventurous Newt had a CD player that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

My Adventurous Newt often carried a bat that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

My Adventurous Newt found a toilet brush to cuddle. It might have been a new operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

My Adventurous Newt desired a big sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.