A Weary Newt

A Weary Newt always had with them a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

A Weary Newt wanted a little monkey that they liked to eat. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the item selected.

A Weary Newt often carried a cucumber that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Newt desperately wanted a bat that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a bat was the thing that was selected.

A Weary Newt looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

A Weary Newt desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item to choose.