The Brainy Newt

The Brainy Newt always carried a dildo that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Brainy Newt always carried a hat that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Newt often carried a toilet brush that they would put on his head. It would be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

The Brainy Newt always had with them a computer that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a computer is the thing to select.

The Brainy Newt always had with them a lava lamp that they would often share. It was considered to be a fairly odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Newt carried a bottle of beer that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought it was fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.