The Orange Newt

The Orange Newt always kept a pint of cider that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Orange Newt desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly new idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Orange Newt owned a vibrator that they sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a vibrator being the chosen item.

The Orange Newt always had with them a bottle of coke that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

The Orange Newt always had with them a wig that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Newt craved for a can of Tango to share. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.