My Ugly Newt

My Ugly Newt always carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes share. It is a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Newt desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Newt carried a sword that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was fun. A sword is the item to choose.

My Ugly Newt searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Newt desperately needed a sword to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to opt for.

My Ugly Newt always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.