His Jolly Newt

His Jolly Newt desired a cucumber that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was exciting. A cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

His Jolly Newt owned a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Newt owned a bat that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to opt for.

His Jolly Newt desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Newt desperately craved for a teapot that they would often experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

His Jolly Newt desperately desired a little monkey that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item to select.