Their Ugly Newt

Their Ugly Newt desperately desired a sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

Their Ugly Newt desperately wanted a sponge to throw. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to select.

Their Ugly Newt desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would eat. It should be a curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Their Ugly Newt always kept a big sponge that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be amazing. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Ugly Newt desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a different idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

Their Ugly Newt desperately needed a ball that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was chosen.