Little Newt

Little Newt craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

Little Newt desired a CD player that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

Little Newt desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to sleep with. It might have been a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be epic. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

Little Newt wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

Little Newt carried a bag of poop that they liked to cuddle. It would have been an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Little Newt always kept a stapler to hug. One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item chosen.