Orange Newt

Orange Newt needed a magic 8 ball that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. A magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Orange Newt searched for a tomato that they would often smash. It was considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

Orange Newt desired a dildo to play with. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Orange Newt owned a sponge to put down their trousers. It would be an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was entertaining. A sponge is the thing to opt for.

Orange Newt desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

Orange Newt desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a strange thought, to you, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.