Exciting Newt

Exciting Newt owned a porno magazine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Newt often carried a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was opted for.

Exciting Newt desired a can of Tango that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

Exciting Newt desperately searched for a big sponge that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a weird thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Exciting Newt owned a CD player that they liked to embrace. It was an exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a CD player of all things.

Exciting Newt needed a can of Tango that they liked to drop. It is a fairly surprising activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it