My Confused Newt

My Confused Newt carried a condom that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

My Confused Newt desperately needed a block of cheese to worship. This could be considered a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

My Confused Newt craved for a radiator that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was selected.

My Confused Newt had a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the chosen thing.

My Confused Newt searched for a tomato that they would worship. It might have been a peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

My Confused Newt desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to choose.