A Depressed Newt

A Depressed Newt always carried a vibrator that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A vibrator was the item that was selected.

A Depressed Newt owned a big sponge to embrace. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Newt desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Newt looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. It might have been an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Newt found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Newt looked for a crown that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to opt for.