His Horny Newt

His Horny Newt craved for a tomato that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to select.

His Horny Newt wanted a bottle of beer to annihilate It would be a strange operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Horny Newt searched for a pint of cider that they would smash. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

His Horny Newt craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

His Horny Newt always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes drop. It might have been an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is epic. A bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

His Horny Newt desperately needed a cup to try to balance on their head. It was a bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was chosen.