The Tired Newt

The Tired Newt owned a set of lego that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Newt owned a pencil sharpener to worship. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Newt found a rubber johnny to worship. It is a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Tired Newt often carried a cheese grater that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who expected it was simply life. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Newt wanted a hat that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly an astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a hat would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Newt desperately searched for a radiator that they would often worship. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was chosen.