The Different Newt

The Different Newt looked for a rubber chicken to share. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Different Newt desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Newt desperately searched for a radiator to demolish. This seems to be a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a radiator having that done to it

The Different Newt always carried a magic 8 ball that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Different Newt looked for a dildo that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Newt wanted a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.