A Lonely Newt

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A Lonely Newt always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. It would be a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

A Lonely Newt always kept a sword that they liked to share. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.

A Lonely Newt always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would throw. This seems a different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

A Lonely Newt desperately needed a sword that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be wonderous. Strangely, a sword being the thing selected.

A Lonely Newt wanted a rubber chicken that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected it was fun. A rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

A Lonely Newt craved for a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a mug would be the item chosen.