The Handsome Newt

The Handsome Newt craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Newt desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Newt wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally hug. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Newt desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to drop. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Newt wanted a rubber chicken that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Newt desperately wanted a toilet brush that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly odd operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a toilet brush being the item selected.